I would start screaming too, until I saw the can of spaghetti sauce on the counter and realize it was a joke, and she would laugh so hard that she would fall down. Great, now Im hungry. You dont have room on the wall? Just for trying to say hello? Windslow is my 80-year-old husband. No! Silly old me. Ever since I was a kid the way people referred to me always sounded odd. I talked to her. Thats where hes actually buried. Eventually, I got up and ran back home. Well, I walked into the bathroom to do my lady things and after I came out, I noticed something on my blanket. I dont know. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, WITH A CHERRY ON TOP, AND SPRINKLES, AND WHIPPED CREAM: CAN I PLEASE GO TO KATHYS SLEEPOVER TONIGHT? I Shouldnt have told her that. Third Place Winner! Madman, actually. In this monologue, Ty tells Vic about a dream Ty had, and Vic tries not to listen because the image is much, much too real. But Im glad youre here. We just lost thousands of dollars and youre sorry? He buys me anything I want. Stealing the Teachers Edition textbook helped I guess. I, Exclamation Point have finally found something NOT to be excited about. What if people start throwing things; or worse, tell everybody about my performance, and how much I sucked. I dont go out alone at night because of the possibilities. Genre: Comedic. People always stopping and staring. In fact, I cant remember a day when it wasnt my 21st birthday. Since the bears house, Ive stayed in some of the finest places in the world! She plays the Rolling Stones a lot in the car and has to sing along with every word. Hello? Im Brock Bruce, and I am here to tell you why I, Brock Bruce, your hardworking Walmart stock boy of 28 years deserves a promotion. You know, when I got married to my first husband, Charlie, I was so nervous. And why her daughter? Wishing for those times when you came over and we became like sisters. I have been captain of the debate club since you said your first word and believe it or not, sitting here beside (pause) obvious genius like you is not exactly how I wanted to spend my time tonight. This was my moms idea. I get up in the morning feeling pain from yesterdays strain. They just hung up. In the middle of my inspirational speech. On my work phone. So, me, Mark, and Julie decided to take matters into our own hands. None of my other friends have to share a room, and none of them have a mother like you. This morning, I went to Starbucks to pick up muffins and iced vanilla chai lattes for me and Haley and Jessica, but the barista spilled one of the coffees all over me. If I had to guess I would say that he probably gets treated like that at home. Its just that everywhere, all around me, all I see is dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead! Im nothing to him. Im tired of being someone thats superficial. Hahaha (Serious) But not really. I tell him that he is the only person on the street that Ill give money to. You heard sniffles, under a poorly masked smile. Sure, Ill never actually get married for love. Gotcha! Hurry up! Right now, if I told you that I knew how to time travel, would you go back to that night when you got drunk and ran naked into the pond behind my house? What good is chocolate anyway? (Pause.) Mom and dad will be home soon. And tomorrow, if I am not imprisoned, our company will honour our ancestors, and our nation, by unveiling our sausage filled ravioli, sausoli, patent pending. I got my bachelors, two masters, my PhD, met your dad, and then I had you. I just have to stay calm and relaxed. You hope and hope no one criticizes your hair or your clothes or your makeup. Was it something I said? (beat) Yeah, I do steal sometimes, but my brother gave me half of the jewels I have. For a start, look at me. I eventually got medicine for it. But not the wow youre so thin? I know she saw the end coming, but she kept folding. So howre you feeling today? That gets me thinking what is thinking? Theo James! I keep thinking Everything is in Gods hands. Seriously, yours puts mine to shame. You and I were very closewed tell each other secrets and talk behind Melanies back. I will not hesitate to take it! It just tires me out so much. Well, let me tell you something, life isnt all what you see in the movies. Listen up! If you were to choose to go back, back to when we were young, back to when your hopes were still present and your whole future lay ahead, would you do it? (Reacting to yelling.) My stomach goes all turvy and I try to keep quiet and to myself. Wrong. Can you hear me now? Not until I met Milton Greene. Do you really want to know what that cockroach did? It was that kinda, doe-eyed, sloppy lie you tell when youve got cherry marmalade in your heart about a guy. And this birthday boy is going to be ALIVE! Although Hollywood and most movie goers want a neat and tidy ending, this does not portray REAL LIFE. (pause) No, mom. Its peaceful there with my earbuds in. Look, I didnt mean to trespass. The young ones aint no real trouble. I am a social butterfly who has their own original personality and doesnt rely on books for happiness. I know that shell be really disappointed, and I am too, in myself. What would you do if you were trying to escape with your life? My spaceship is small, so my only companion is my cat, which took me a while to convince NASA to let me bring. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic, Excuse meexcuse me can I please use your phone? I went into Pink, right? Dust pressed into a diamond by the weight of this world. Rife with guilt and grief, the story explores how the community copes and moves on. by Codi Kern February 17, 2023. Gender: Male Genre: Comedic. And you know what else really gets my vines in a twist? But I guess thats your job, right? A Maryland man who says he was banned from his favorite local bar for 'being old and white' has claimed that staff previously tried to drive him away by playing obnoxious 'head-banging' music . You cant ask your interviewer how theyre feeling! Man, all they do is cry and cry and cry, twenty-four seven. MARGARET - Black! My viewing companion and her husband, who joined us at the end, liked it because they want to have a good relationship with their daughter's birth mother. It would appear that you and the rest of your so-called heroes have been bested by a villain. Never have been. Well now you know. I dont care if you like her. Vote for me. Listen, ye squirrely would-be crookit dunnot work the way ya think. All I wanted to do was share some of my knowledge with this girl in class. I had no idea what they could need to talk to us about, but we all sat on the couch anyway. Whats it going to do to me? That was never a problem, because I didnt want to go a single day without my Tiger by my side. No, no, no, no, I am not going to let the two of you drop out of school! open and smile. Can I have a glass of water, or some fresh air? When I look at myself in the mirror, I dont see my looks. He is definitely the coolest kid in school. Though I suppose it wasnt really your idea, was it? Well, I dont want to focus on him right now. Id made the wrong decision. The last thing I remember is trying to duck from the horrific sounds coming from the other end of the field. "Losing Isaiah". I think I got it. Before you say no, just hear me out! I love you so much. I was on holiday with my family. This is one of the most outwardly emotional monologues about death on the list; sure to make even the most serious audiences feel your pain and loss. But it was your time. It helps me fall asleepthe sound of you singing your heart out. We have barely been here for a year and you wanna give up now? Needless to say, youre officially out of gum, unless you count the piece stuck to the bottom of my shoe. I learned to be more independent and even learned about money management. Cerritos Mall No, sir crocs are not a 911 emergency, however I do appreciate your concern because they truly are a real FASHION CRIME. The troll grunts something unintelligible and pulls your pencil out of his pocket. As a fellow, neighbor, worker, and citizen of this fair town I am here to tell you why I, Brock Bruce, deserves a promotion, and how together, we can make Walmart Great Again! Leslie? I know, its decaf, sorry thats all we got right now. One time he was excited when we were assigned a 35-page essay on Millard Fillmore, who is the most boring person in history. Okay, that doesnt sound that bad, but my door is closed at night. Sure, it was only to rob a bank, but I guess I thought there would have been more benefits to doing something like that. I do tons of great things. Im not going to put the frog in a cup. You tell him no and hope he gives up. However, I am willing to admit that I was wrong and the movie is a fairly accurate account of unconditional love and by the end, I was in tears. Ive been thinking a lot about the double helix and how it reminds me of sacred geometry. Monica: (yelling and waving her hand in the air) I know! Anyway, its Alans, I mean Aladdins name in lights and Im there in his shadow providing the cheap laughs. By: Masha, Age 14, Switzerland Description: Inspired by the Drama Notebook My Name lesson. Its like I was made for you. (pause) No, no, no, no, no, dont get dad. Segregation? The movie, "Losing Isaiah", is an excellent representation of rehabilitating drug offenders. Or FAAAAST! (Pause) Can I think of anything good? The monsters there would attack you for the smallest thing like staring too long, not giving homework answers, or even just saying no. Ive seen it all buddy. It all started when I woke up and began my morning routines. Ill try not to let it happen again. You need to pay me now! I could be on the beach right now tanning like a churro with a margarita in one hand and a woman on the other sitting on my lap! I know who started the zombie virus (pause) its me. JustHold on, just warm up the car! And its very cold in space-brrrr! (pause) Are you suffering, George? Im turning thirteen next month which means Im basically a teenager. He didnt deserve this he had a family, and friends, and a future, he had a life. Its blank. I spent three hours on Google and YouTube figuring out where the oil goes and how to keep the blades clean. I mean, Ive gone most of my life knowing my father left and its all my fault(starts crying) yeah my mom thinks I need someone to talk to, but I say I can just power through. )Maybe we can come up with a compromise. Now, the art of the sword is an art dating back to the earliest ages of reason, perfected during the Renaissance age, when a true Renaissance man knew not only the sword, butstop chatting amongst yourselves, you urchins! Jessie? (Puts picture away.) I just want to do for you what I wish my mother could have done for me, to teach you the lessons that I was never taught. I was so tired last night. I mean, he said he just didnt feel like teaching today. I was like, huh? Its time to grow up and live a life we dreamed about. So much and I would do almost anything to get back to it all. Those of you who were his students knew a caring, dedicated, and hilarious teacher. Right here on this bench, as you watch me feed these hungry little pigeons, I want to change your life, by sharing mine with you. I was 7. Lot Of 5 Halle Berry DVD Movies~Swordfish, Monster's Ball . I would get a job. I blacked out after that. Oh, dont worry! I might have gotten a little heated. Not taking in music or colors or flavors, but folding the same damn thing again and again. Her behaviour throughout the film is quite plausible and quite understandeable. Didnt even say thank you!!! To be honest, I dont really remember why you left, I think it was because your mother had to go somewhere for a better job. Third Place Winner! Say goodbye to your children.(He grins and starts playing the flute again.). Miss Fortune would never strike at a time when another contestant was supposedly answering a question about what they would supposedly do if they won the supposed titleand the entire audience was in tears about her heartwarming answer. Done. Set you down this. You and Papa and me. (beat) Thank you for finally realizing that I am your friend. Okay, start again. So, he sent his brother Hades to marry me. We never spoke any words to each other til the trial! By: Audrey Robbins, Age 13, Florida USA From: Ontario, Canada Description: A monologue about girls struggling with social status Genre: Dramatic. He didnt even notice that I was there. not open my lips so wide as a bristle may enter in . We met Jessica there, and we were having fun shopping until we went to a really expensive store to try things on for fun and I accidentally tore a dress I was trying on. You *people*? Orange is the New Black. No. I have to stay focused! Genre: Dramatic. Indeed, the bigger message in this . Hurry! Alrightie, (Mutters to self.) Im talking about the monsters who hide in sheeps clothing and then rip out with snapping teeth. Fair enough I say, puffing out my chest, I can work out This was when I found out they didnt want me to appear as myself in the film. [Dementedly] So, Ill say this to you. I guess I dont have to tell you the rest. Was it Carl? You gotta send help or itll break through the glass! 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