Keep it away from your sensitive parts. Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. (to audience.) Its the last day of their entire lives and this is what theyre talking about! I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. A fall from that height? Ah! I meant to say. Take care of them. But hes my monster. . We invisibles have to stick together! Ongoing. Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. She scratches that out. AND Im from New Jersey! I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! LYDIA: Then Ill find a way to do it myself. BARBARA: Lydia, no, you don't know what will happen. Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! I orbit. Its the one room in the house thats still ours! BEETLEJUICE: Well then what am I supposed to do! Wait, why aren't you dancing? Does this dress say Mindfulness?. I was in a sweat lodge. BEETLEJUICE: Well then, go fuck yourself. Goes to the door. Living girl! Live a life of love! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, I don't live here, I'm dead! Teeter played the role of Lydia in the hit musical, and her performance was nothing short of amazing. SCIENCE MAKES NO SENSE WHO NEEDS EVIDENCE? BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. BARBARA: It was SO hard! No one likes it, throw it out.. Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. Im sorry its kind of a mess. BARBARA: Adam, thats not why she doesnt like it here. Its less. You know what? Which does not come easy. BEETLEJUICE: PRETTY MUCH, ANY GHOST'LL DO, SURE. Its not a fad! DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. We are father, daughter, and Delia. ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN! BEETLEJUICE: Nothing, so your dad wants to suck me into this fancy box. But a genuine haunted house? Cuz, shed love this! We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. Afraid Id marry her? Im so glad you could make it! Thank god. Love is love. What if Lydias in my head right now? AH AH AH AH!). Im here to find my-, MISS ARGENTINA: Girl! Oh my god! Im just saying its not stupid. Seeking 2 Actor Team for Spring Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! You are never gonna regret this! THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) Smash. Antics ensue. Strangers. This was an excuse to make the boys interact and realize they all are wife simps. So, I have an idea. LYDIA: What's goin' on, Delia? BARBARA: I was too! Please, dont spin the wheel! I just can't deal with Delia. WHY DO YOU POLISH YOUR CRIB WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A KID? But she was talking about us. Were going to change that (rings triangle.) Beetlejuice tickets will be available to purchase soon. THEY'RE SWEET, BUT I'M A DEMON STRAIGHT FROM HELL, (LYDIA pushes BEETLEJUICE off of the roof.). All you gotta do is say my name. I mean, real ghosts? CHARLES: Dont say that. BARBARA: You were right. Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. You are tougher than you look. CHARLES: Lydia, you have moped around for months, dressed in black, obsessing about death! Home Explore Songbook Top Artists Groups Apps Get VIP. But Lydia, you cant live like this! I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! Why dont you have a handbook? BEETLEJUICE: Hi! Do you think you would mind leaving and never coming back? This. Before Juno sees you. Where is that damned exorcist? ADAM: Oh god! Wheres your handbook? Thats great! We cant just stay in the attic! Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. She was my world, too Lydia. LYDIA: The ghosts! DELIA: Wait, Charles, are you breaking up with me? Feel nothing. I relate to it in so many ways, especially in Lydia's journey through grief. WE COULD JUST WALK BUT WE'VE DONE THAT BEFORE, ADAM: THAT MUST BE THE REASON SHE SEES US, FRIENDS WHO DON'T STOP AT PROBLEMS OR OBSTACLES. I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). LYDIA: Hes the loneliest guy I know. One big dark room. DELIA: I dont see race. Your dad cant see us. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.'. And if not, we're adding more every week so if you don't see one you like, keep checking back! ADAM Bill Hadley on his tractor. Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. I hid it in case that dancing football player caught me. (a beat.) BEETLEJUICE: Thats where tote bags come from. OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! Scouts honor, but that books got a lot of dangerous stuff in it. Whatd you do!? BEETLEJUICE: Hi there, ahahaha! More about Lydia . Lydia: I am alone. You said you would help us! LYDIA: What? This iteration of Scott Brown and Anthony King's musical, with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect, is otherwise nearly identical and keeps all the musical's hit songs intact, including the viral hit "Say My Name" and the Harry Belafonte classic "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)." In the show, the titular Beetlejuice is a demon who's stuck haunting a . Except, this one year we tried to do a classic horror theme. It's from the store! DELIA: Doubt. CHARLES: Lydia! So I kinda found the original script for the DC run of Beetlejuice. And he gave me this. I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! (goes to kiss him, but gags.). *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. Oh, my God! No one is like me! . Fun at parties! CHARLES: I already did change. LYDIA: Youre scared of everything! Lets spin the wheel. BARBARA: THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE DARN ECONOMY, ADAM AND BARBARA: READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. (referring to DELIA.) Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. BEETLEJUICE: That is a sandworm. "PROLOGUE: INVISIBLE" ENSEMBLE: DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. Where are you going? See? New productions headed our way include "Six," the musical that turns the six wives of Henry VIII into pop icons; "Beetlejuice," the musical spin on Tim Burton's 1988 film starring . New meat! Eh, it was worth a shot. Your moms dead, shes in the Netherworld. From an outfit standpoint, her clothes launched the mood boards of many goth girls. I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. DELIA: (aggressive.) Puppet show!! Im crying because Im so happy. CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. Lydia: i can't change anything. youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. Barbara, the pig! AHHH! What if shes possessed? THIS CRIB IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR PLACING A BABY INSIDE IT, YOUR SENSE OF PERFECTION IS JUST A REFLECTION THAT, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A KID. ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! Take a look at our library of free monologues . ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. Can I see? BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! DELIA: AHHH! BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! BARBARA: I know. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! By Ben Brantley. BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? And their eyes! In her eyes, her ability to "gut" the house is connected to her ability to express, from which Charles is blocking her. BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? We left each other behind. BARBARA: Wait, what? BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. Now after you scare them, while theyre still quaking in terror, you make them say this! (a beat.) And such a bold departure from the original source material! I love it! ), BEETLEJUICE: HEY ITS GREAT THAT YOU ATE UP MY PLAN, NOW THE POOCH HAS BEEN SCREWED AND THE SHIT HIT THE FAN, BEETLEJUICE: YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG BOOK. Scripture tells us, "Sorrow not. ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! New York, NY, Linda Ray The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . And Im still here! BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! I think I really captured your essence. And this, this is a business dinner! LYDIA: Were not a family. ADAM: Do you mean us? BEETLEJUICE Finished? Thank you for being here. LYDIA: It could be both. CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. MAXINE: See? Beetlejuice! I cant see! You said no Ink Spots on this vacation! BEETLEJUICE: Wow! BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! Then you will know that I am no longer . Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. ADAM: Hang on. Rule number 1: Dont leave the house. I can bring your daddy so much pain. And Ive got a plan! I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! LYDIA: A SOUND THAT MEANS NO MORE CONDESCENDING ADULTS HANGING AROUND, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: EACH WAIL AND EACH MOAN. SO WE MIGHT AS WELL WALK THROUGH SOME WALLS, 'CAUSE ADAM, WE'RE READY AS WE'LL EVER GET, I GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTSIDE MY COMFORT ZONE. If I had known. Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. Because I too am attracted to Mr. Beetlejuice. CHARLES: Maxie! The Netherworld. Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. Alex Brightman and Sophia Anne Caruso in "Beetlejuice." Matthew Murphy. BEETLEJUICE: Wait, wait, wait COME ON! Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him. My first name is Lawrence. Its the perfect weapon to help you vanquish your ghost. BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. It has to stop. We couldve been such a great team. Use their user talk pages. LYDIA: Dad, how long do we have to stay here? GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. BARBARA: Adam! BEETLEJUICE: Sorry, kid. CHARLES: My god, woman. But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. Are you alright? Thats why Ive been trying so hard to build a new one. About the future. BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! OTHO: I dont know. She needs somebody to help her get past all this. 119. 2) Starbuck 3) John 8: 12: "I am the light of the world. Hold on! First published Apr 06, 2020. THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. LYDIA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? Grab what you can and- (pulls blanket and reveals DELIA.) Mr. Juice, I respect your resistance and your Moxy. If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in. BEETLEJUICE: Fine! LYDIA: You guys want your house back, right? BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! I'm on the bench, but Coach. BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? Did I mention that my moms a demon? An infinite abyss of nothing! All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. BARBARA: Yeah! Wow, are those birds? God, why cant he just leave me alone? (DELIA screams.) And you wont even say her name. I wish I was dead! BEETLEJUICE: No. I dont know what I did. Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! LYDIA: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. WE'RE MORE THAN DETRITUS WE'RE FINALLY ALIVE! From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! There's lots of cool stuff in there! Leave this house! This is what you get! ~ You had met Lydia Deetz online on social media, and found out that she was moving into your town. Knock three times. But you can. BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. The two of you need to hire me right now. Its either me or the booze. And shed be like Well, then I choosethe booze. The point is, we just got rid of your dad, and we were having SO much fun together! When Lydia calls on Beetlejuice to scare away her . Thats why youre here. You and me, were not that different. BEETLEJUICE: Holy crap! ADAM: So, Lydia since you can see us, let me get right to the point. No! (Instrumental with screams layered as BEETLEJUICE is unleashed.). Charles! The Maitlands: More Boring Than Brigadoon Thats right, I said it. "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.". CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! We used to live here. BEETLEJUICE: Nice moves Lydia! 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